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A Command and Conquer series game made by Westwood Studios.
The plot: Albert Einstein tries to stop by WWII by going back in time and killing Hitler. He accomplishes his mission, but little does he know that Josef Stalin decides to build a massive army and proceeds to take over Europe. Thus, The Great World War Two starts.
Considered one of the greatest RTS (real time strategy) games.
n00b: d00d i wuz playen red alert adn i totly pwned hiz bais wit a lazer d00d rush!!11111oneone
Red Alert player: Do you even know what Red Alert is?
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When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!
Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
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having to fart while at a bar.
yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....
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When you see a ginger walk in the room.
"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."
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When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.
"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"
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