Red Jimmy

An engorged, raging hard on. The turgid state of a Thin Jimmy.

My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.

My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.

Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.

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Red Hot Jimmy

When someone coats their hand in hot sauce and either rubs you off one or sticks their nicely coated hand up your ass.

Franklin: Went to the doctor's the other day.
Marcus: What for?
Franklin: Had to get a red hot jimmy.
Marcus: Dude, I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Franklin: Whatever, I kind of liked it.