Red Week

That one week that women go through every month, their period. It's when everything men love about women goes down the drain. Women become a tidal wave of emotions and men are the unlucky guppies caught in the middle of it.

I hope I have enough chocolate for Red Week.

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red week is head week

when a lady is on her period and the guy wants to have sex but shes bleeding. soo, it calls for head (:

man : heyy baby lets get it on
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;

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Red Week on the Discovery Channel

The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.

Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel

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red flag week

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

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red ribbon week

It's that week where schools try to promote not doing drugs and not bullying, however, it appears no one listens.

Teachers: Y'all ready for Red Ribbon Week?
Almost every student: WHO CARES?!

Red Carpet week

The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!

Dang it I cant beleive its red carpet week!

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