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Emu Export, beer produced in heaven, sold in Australia, and drunk by bogans and legends.
"Come round and get on the red can"
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When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
When staring at your gas needle and noticing that it is very low, you determine that it is time to do something about it. Either getting an actual red 5 gallon gas can, or popping the lock with the key, making sure your lights are off, and pulling in for a quick fuel up on the dude watch.
(see dude watch)
Dick: Man my needle is on empty! What should I do?
Jane: You need to pull a red can run!
Dick: That's right! I'll grab the can!
Jane: Or you can just pop the lock and do the dude watch!
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West End Draught beer cans. Sold in Australia.
"Mate, I smashed an entire slab of Red Cans on sat'dy"
Can of soup with red and white coloring
Our iconic Red and White Can has been on shelves for more than 120 years—but you may have noticed that things are looking a little different in the soup aisle these days. This past summer, we released a new look for Campbell’s Condensed Soup—contemporizing the beloved brand for the 21 st century
Reddi-Wip
Reddi-Wip, with its iconic Red and White Can, designed in 1954, became a product celebrity and made Mr. Lapin famous, too
Canned whipped cream, Campbell's Soup
Everybody was served with a choice of pumpkin or pecan and now we celebrated the luxury of our meal with a pressurized portion of whipped cream...big Red and White Can...shaken for maximum output. Mom moved around the table..."Would you like some whipped cream? Would you? And you?"