a daddylicious red son a fucker. he can fuck right were you need to be fucked. his hard throbbing cock will be so warm in your mouth
that's a red m&m right there
A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man
Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.
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A red warning light triggered by a mom or dad in the area. The triple alarm that goes off mentally when a parent is nearby and trouble may start.
Parent: "Hey! What's with the locked door?"
You: "Just a minute!!"
Friend: "Triple Red Alarm Code M/D! We have an incoming Mom/Dad!"
You: "Hit the power switch!"
Friend: "Got it! Ok, act calm."
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