redheadophilia

A condition characterized by a person's involuntary attraction to a redhead. This person may dream about this redhead for days on. Men are more commonly affected by this disorder than women. There is no cure for redheadophilia.

Patient: I saw a redhead on the street, suddenly, I started drooling and having sensual dreams about her.

Doctor: You have Redheadophilia. There is no cure, so you will have it the rest of your life.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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