A plastic bag and a rubber band
well shucks, we ran out of cock covers so lets make one o' thems redneck condoms
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Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?
In the second drawer next to the tin foil!
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"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"
"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"
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