Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”