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activites rednecks partake in. ex: hunting, 4 wheeling, stealing random useless items and poning them off, eat fried chicken in there food stained wife beater, and driving a lawn mower b/c they aford a car.
Mary- what do you want to do today?
Bill Bob- do you want to go rednecking?
Mary- yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Having sexual intercourse with any family member
yeah dude dan told me he was totally rednecking with his cousin jacka
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You would be a redneck if:
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You've ever been arrested for loitering.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
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Anyone who hears a Jeff Foxworthy joke and says "damn right!"
Jeff Foxworthy- "You might be a redneck if deer meat is the staple of your diet." redneck-"damn right!"
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only require a shotgun, rifle, and 4 wheel drive
"With a shotgun, rifle, and a 4 wheel drive, a country boy can survive"
-Hank Williams Jr.
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"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy
you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck
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Nascar, Mud boggin , Country Music, huntin , dirty ol trucks , ford , robin's donuts..
this may only apply to canadian rednecks;)
''It's alright to be a redneck, it's alright to drive around in a dirty old trucks, catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of ducks '' - Alan Jackson
''I R REDNECK'' says my redneck mom.
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