Red

When your orange looks really weird.

Guy: Why is my orange this weird color, I guess it should be called a red.
Other Guy: You Idiot, that's an apple.

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Red

To be red,
to be ready every fucking day.

Ik ben echt te red voor deze chick,

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Red

Sus

"Red Sus", Blue said as Red gave evidence that it was Blue.

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Red

taylor's best album

"Red is Taylor Swift's best album!"

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Red

A color, but also the name of a guy with a very large penis

Nick: Wow Red's penis is way bigger than mine!

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Red

The greatest Pokemon Trainer in the world. Beware that Pikachu.

Pokemon Trainer Red would like to battle!

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Red

Red is the color of humanity. It represents everything we live and breath for. It's passion and war. Love and strength. Blood and will. It's the fire that burns the forest only to be reborn in it's image. It's adrenaline and rage and a quite moment where you're on the top of the world, or the bottom. Red is killers and blood, freaks and victims, and the simple things. That big jucy apple that makes your day with a deep sigh, and those little flaws that you look over or stretch. Red is everything that make you you and me me and and everything that makes us fit perfectly together, or break into a million peices.

blood red

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