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a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run
mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast
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The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."
(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.
And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.
Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
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Usually used when fighting or about to fight, in this case it is used when hanging up on a rude or abusive caller. Can be used as a passive aggressive weapon if calls are being monitored or if a manager is nearby and you don't want them to hear you rip said caller a new asshole
If this bitch raises her voice to me again, I'll release the beast and hang up on her ass.
"So then I told her that we don't allow non-service dogs in this hotel and she flipped out on me, calling me a cunt and all this other shit."
"What did you do?"
"I released the beast. I wasn't going to stand there listing to someone scream at me over shit I don't control."
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To drink a large quantity of Milwaukee's Best. This is usually done with the intention of getting hammered drunk.
Jake: (Rolling into a party with a case of Milwaukee's Best) "It's time to release the beast!!"
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Release!
How can I see you wanna sit down
With all this funk going on?
A-just playing right in your chair
Like you're not even here
Just give it a little push
Go on and let yourself get loose
Take that funk inside of you
And make your body move
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Time is right to do it tonight
To get down on the wall
Everybody get in the groove
We're about to have some fun
You gotta give a little push
Just give it up on the floor
All I wanna do is dance with you
Gonna funk your mind some more
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Release!
Music's got me wanting to say
Hey! Everybody get up
Don't you want to get up out your chair?
Music's got me wanting to say
Hey! Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Don't you want to get up out your chair?
Music's got me wanting to say
Hey! Everybody get up
Don't you want to get up out your chair?
Music's got me wanting to say
Hey! Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
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