renovation

After removing all the spiders, dead insects, bugs and old carpets and trash in the attic you finally see the space for what it is. A common ground to fill with living things and earth and sky and love. You've wanted this for so long and you -if you feel honestly- deserve it, too.

You and me is a case of renovation.

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Renovate

ren·o·vate
/ˈrenəˌvāt/

Synonymous to the phrase “air this bitch out”, renovate is a term used when an ingnorant person is going to harm the vicinity due to a minor/avoidable inconvenience.

Mark: Ay foul man
Ben: What ?? I didn’t touch you at all
Mark: Nah it’s my ball— ight y’all keep playing imma go get sumn to renovate this bitch.
Leland: I ain’t wanna be here no mo

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Renovate

When you want to change your identity or your lifestyle.

1.I'm going to renovate myself and stop smoking Meth all day.
2.I need to Renovate myself because I am wanted by the Feds.

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renovating

Euphemism for what's known as "adujusting yourself" in guys.

Dude 1: What the fuck dude? Take your hand out your pants!

Dude 2: Don't mind me, I'm just renovating!

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Kenosha Renovation

The act of renovating a house, store, school, church, car, or truck by lighting it on fire.

"Jerry was mad that I slept with his wife, so he tried to give my car a Kenosha Renovation."

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Petko renovation

A renovation of your flat that will never finish.

His renovation is a Petko renovation, it will never end.

renovators delight

A sexual act; The man and the woman engage in doggy style sex and the man pushes so hard that the womans head smashes into the fibro or gyprock wall leaving a small hole that requires patching.

Man, Me an the missus really went off last night, I ended up giving her a renovators delight and had to call the ambulance.

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