Report Day

The worst f'ing day of the month at MSA because it is crazy busy. Every single one of your nets wants their reports and you have to check several hundred sheets of paper, all because the company refuses to go paperless and thereby save time and money.

I hate report day!

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report card day

If you're a student like me (Makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.

Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!

White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.

Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!

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National Report DeadNight Day

March 3rd is the day of reporting Deadnight, the dipshit of a 6 year old who shouldn't exist

Hey Jacobi tomorrow is National Report DeadNight Day! Time to set a timer for 8:30 tomorrow huh?