Republic of Bicolandia

Bicol Region, a region in the Philippines where Filipino progressive activists want to live and create because of the disgraceful landslide victory of the controversial son of the late dictator in the 2022 National Elections (COMELEC).

Foreigner: Where are you from?
Filipino: I'm from the Republic of Bicolandia
Foreigner: So you're from the Philippines?

Filipino: Yes, but actually, no.
Foreigner: So you really hate him that much?
Filipino: Pretty much.