type 2 retardation

The state in which one is so impeccably retarded that nobody wants to be around him/her.

Terry: dude have you SEEN Justin? He must have type 2 retardation because he can't do anything right.

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r^2 (Retard Squared)

When someone is so retarded that it like their retardation has been squared, thus making it much worse.

"He's retarded if he decides to spend his money on hookers and cocaine"

"Actually, he's just R^2 (Retard Squared) at that point"

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Retard^2

An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.

The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”