Retard Alert

A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.

Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!

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Retard alert

What ur teacher will say after u said something wrong

Kid: stfu! 09P
Teacher: uh oh, retard alert!!!!

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Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”