- verb
1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.
2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.
3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.
- noun
4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.
5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.
6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.
7) An industrial pressure cooker.
Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man.
Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)
Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)
blub blub blub (also also retort)
fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)
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Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
Bob: you have no chill
Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!
Bob: Are you retorted?
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1. A metaphysical wrestler
2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean
3. Physically Challenged Wrestler
He's so small and weak, he should wrestle in retort.
say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.
"βNo need to be rude,β retorted Isabel"
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When someone is so retarded that they become retorted
Ryan tried to be smart by calling others retarded who are actually not, that now everyone knows heβs retorted
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A Retort is when you:
1. Fart
2. Suck your fart back up
3. And Fart again
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