Revenge of the Fifth

1. A holiday that happens on May 5th. People celebrate Sith and other villainous characters from the Star Wars series on this day.
2. A holiday that was created by Star Wars fans who hate the fact that Disney is using May the Fourth to make money.

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Nerd 1: Who’s your favorite Sith?
Nerd 2: Darth Plageuis the Wise. Why do you ask?
Nerd 1: Because it’s Revenge of the Fifth!

2. Why do you celebrate May the Fourth? You should celebrate Revenge of the Fifth!

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