Revere Unicycle

A bicycle, that has clearly been stolen due to the fact that the front wheel is no where to be found, that is being riden down the street on only its rear wheel

Dude-guy, I was just sittin' at the bar at Unos in Revere, you know the one just off the rotary by the Squire, and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy riding a Revere Unicycle down Route 60. Yeah, it was a $600 mountain bike with no front wheel, definitely stolen.