Reverse Darth Vader

The act of a step-father telling his child for the first time that he is not indeed the child's real father.

Father: Son, I have to tell you something.
Child: Yes?
Father: I am not your real dad. Your mom slept around in school and forced me to do a reverse Darth Vader. I'm sorry son.
Child: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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