Reynold's Wrap

v.
1) Paranoid delusional
2) An unsubstantiated conspiracy theory.
See tinfoil hat

Bob was really Reynold's Wrap before they upped his meds.
Don't tell me you really believe that Reynold's Wrap!

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The Reynolds Wrap

When you cover a sheet of Reynolds Wrap in cheese and masterbate vigerously into it.

Oh man, Molly wouldn't give me a handjob so she just showed me the Reynolds Wrap and left.

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