Ribena Week

Referring to that time of the month when women are as much use as a chocolate fireguard and when men may ask themselves, and rightly so, "what's the use of a c**t that won't f**k?" as one Oscar once asked. Although, as my Ribena Glass often points out, we'd be very unhappy if the Ribena wasn't delivered this month. True.

See also painters, and having the painters in.

Hey baby, I'm as horny as Halle Berry's ex husband after a year in prison! Is it still Ribena Week?

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