Rich Dummy Talk

The use of bogus technical terms used mainly by salesmen and people with low IQ to try to impress others - usually ends in the person sounding absolutely genius around other idiots or incredibly stupid around a person who actually uses his or her brain.

Idiot: Dude, my new computer has 16 quantum rapid pipeline array multitasking engines, 32 supercharged bit array analyzers, and 4 scanline 8-bit button-mapping process interrupters!

Intelligent Person: Wow, you must really love rich dummy talk - that computer was outdated 4 years ago and you just spent $3000 for it.

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