Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.

He got around like Richard Appleseed.