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Richardson-Pirrin Law

The state of a joke at which it becomes so objectively unfunny, as its comicality diminishes to a negative state, that it reaches critical unfunniness and therefore enters a state of appreciation in humor that its relative laughability levels and social relevance begin to rise, making it ludicrously hysterical once again - thus corresponding to Newton’s 3rd Law, in which there is an equal and opposite erection.

This process is bound to repeat indefinitely, representing the repetition in our daily struggle known as life, so proportionally small that it is comparable to the size of your dick.

The rate at which a joke follows this process is directly correlative to your mom’s dick size.

Person A: “Your mom is so fat , when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.”
Person B: “Dude, that’s not even funny.”
Person A: *puts on fancy monocle* “Well, according to the Richardson-Pirrin Law, it has high laughability.”

by Shitsies February 23, 2023