right hook

when a pubescent boy/Adult male masturbates to the degree in which their penis has a distinct curve to the right direction.

"Hahaha have you ever seen Steve's nudes?!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"

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Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.

“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”

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