Right out the rip

Immediately, at the beginning of any event that progresses over time (games, movies, education, concerts, etc.).

"We sat down to play blackjack and Chad got 21 'right out the rip.' It was the first hand of the night!"

"I knew the blind date was going to be a disaster 'right out the rip.' She brought her mother, her daughter, and current boyfriend with her."

"My marriage was a disaster 'right out the rip,' I never should have ordered a wife from a catalog."

"The night was off to a terrible start as I got a flat tire 'right out the rip.' I was 30 minutes late for trivia."