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Riley is the type of guy that has no self control over his warts that crawl over his body. They walk all over him just like Emily walked over him.
He is a simple and confused man, has a personality similar to a frog. His personal traits include shagging slags and taking tren. He hopes to one day start paying bills and maybe, just maybe find a girl who doesn’t leave him for a alberto belsam hair gel using chip fat troll.
Omg there’s inspector gadget, oh wait never mind it’s Just Riley Hunt the cunt
A guy who rants about who puts girls into stereotypes of women, calls about 90% of women basic bitches. Rants a bunch about what he would do for his girl, only to call her bitch endearingly after, and claims that he has less of a chance talking to girls because of his body figure being flabby.
Guy 1: Hey man, I would love that girl to death, but she needs to stop being a basic bitch and know every guy isnt chiseled! I need pussy too!
Guy 2: Dude, you're really pulling a Riley Hunt.
Guy 1: Oh Shit! You're right. My bad man, my bad.