Riley Nelson

Riley Nelson is the best friend you could ever ask for. She's amazing in COUNTLESS ways. She's beyond gorgeous and anyone would be lucky to be her friend. She's always there for you, if its talking about something, making you laugh, or even playing roblox. Riley is strong, intelligent, athletic, and so much more. She's a kind hearted person & she always has good intentions :).She's also so sweet and thoughtful. You can always rely on her to brighten your mood & cheer you up. Im so grateful to have gotten to know her (: She's always entertaining and so easy to hang out with and talk to.

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Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.

Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"

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