Rink Reek

The scent, that smell of sweaty, stanky, foul hockey gear odor as it pervades your nostrils. Associated with any and all hockey gear in the rink, bag, or gear which induces nausea, vomiting, burning watery eyes, and eventual destruction of the olfactory nerve. Worse in the male gender.

Steve: dude... god, that is rancid. That rink reek hockey stank is vaporizing my nose hairs. That hockey stank is hockey rank!