When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.
Man I love walking around town doing the rioting nose lick