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When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.
If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some
bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?
Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.
When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots
then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry
John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt
ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
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a rare term seen on Jack'd or Grindr. It's a euphemism for unwashed genitalia such as musky testicles, penis, & anus which gives the parties involved sexual arousal through "ripe" body odors during sexual intercourse. Also known as Olfactophilia .
Peter: Hey man, Are we still hooking up tonight? I'm leaving the gym soon but need to shower first.
Paul: No worries man.Come over right now as you are. I'm turned on by ripe fruit!
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A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.
Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!
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