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One of a kind man. Loyal, honest, funny, carrying, and always understanding. A Ritchy can change your whole mood after a few seconds. He will always put a smile on your face and stops anyone or anything from taking that smile away. Always loyal to his friends, a Ritchy will always watch out for those he cares about. If you have a Ritchy in your life, always tell him how special he is to you.
Boy 1: "Ritchy is like a brother to me, without him ide be alone".
Boy 2: "Same here, he always has my back"
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1) To Ritchie, is the premeditated act of pretending you want to hang out with someone when you have the ulterior motive to get them to do something for you; it is generally characterised by an outcome where the Ritchier makes a net benefit off the person Ritchied.
Lad 1: "Man, Dave invited me around for brews, so I brought a carton and when I got there he wanted me to help move his pool table... Fuck. I think I got Ritchied!?!"
Lad 2: "Yeah bro, you got Ritchied to the fucking nines!"
2) The act of delegating tasks more demanding than your own to achieve an outcome with the least effort.
Ritchie: "Okay guys, if you guys mow the lawn and I put away this salt shaker, we'll be able to start the BBQ in no time!"
Guys: "Okay!
(10 minutes later) ... fuck. Did we just get Ritchied?"
3) Ritchie-ing is also more successful whilst making oneself look busy doing other tasks (but actually not doing anything at all besides walking around quickly...)
Ritchier - in present tense, the one with the motives to, or, in past tense the one who has; pulled a Ritchie on you.
Ritchied - the victim of the Ritchie who came around with the best of intentions, to drink brews with his mate!
an adjective for the coolest person alive. but they aren't as cool as a menges. they are the opposite of a fraiger and a sovi. they are amazing at every sport they play
Jake: you know kyle
Peter: yeah hes such a fraiger
Brian: you don't even know what that means!!!!
Peter: yeah i dooooo!!!!!
Jake: kyles not a fraiger hes a Ritchie
Peter: oh yeah... i thought you were talking about Brian.
Jake: oh yeah hes a fraiger
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A gesture of extreme affection. It is in the form of a kiss. Short kiss where both participants open thier mouths in a smile after the kiss has been exicuted.
The little boy in the red shirt in the Ritchie's IGA ad
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When your friend gets his ass kicked by his fiance in front of a police officer outside a dance club.
Damn son, did you get Ritchie or what?
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A fuckboy who is good in flirting and has many friends who hate him behind his back
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Ritchie is a man that could eat a girl Pussy right he got the right dick size big and long he chill with everyone and he's really funny .
Who's was with you last ?
Girl i was with ritchie he ate that Pussy real good he got that tounge omg its soo good and he give me that dick you won't believe it.
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