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The act placing your face between butt cheeks While violently shaking your face back and forth in said butt cheeks.
Bro, when that stripper put her ass in my face, I went River Boating!
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When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.
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I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.
Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
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the act of shiting in a glass bowl while it is placed over your partners head
Hey Toby, I just gave that bitch the glass bottom river boat.
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When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina
me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat