River Recatto

Smartest Nigga in the world, but ugly asf and sucks at basketball, and gets no bitches. But roast on Versace for getting all the murrieta bitches.

I wish I can get with that girl but I'm a River Recatto.

Ex.2
Person 1: Why am I last to get picked on the basketball team?
Person 2: Because your River Recatto, just GO HOME !

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