Riverside Highschool LCPS

A little school located in loudoun county, Leesburg. A school where every student has their own 270,000 dollar Maserati and nigger slave.

For every white blond girl there is a baby in a womb and a creepy Mr. Skinny getting everyone pregnant.

Be aware of the Skinner, don't drop your pencil...

Dude have you gone to Riverside Highschool LCPS
Nah man, I don't wanna get ass-raped by that Skinner

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Riverside Highschool LCPS

A school in LCPS (now a controversial district according to national news) that serves the wealthiest communities. Founded in 2015. School staff, education, and safety is gold standard.

The typical ram species: a. athletic prowess, b. incredible wealth c. ditziness d. less incidents of "emo", e. mediocre intelligence . e. significant lack of personality, f. insecurity, g. stuck up, h. blandness, I. horrifyingly unoriginal sense of humor

Scientists question intelligence of the rams. It runs its deafening mating calls in the halls at decibels of 90+. Body odor is putrid, as showering is not a habit amongst them. Diet = unhealthy slop offered by LCPS to it's children. Many escape this prison yard for Chick-fil-a using their dad's money so they can survive lunchtime using their rich privilege. When a parent fails to provide needs of a ram, ex. getting the color of a car they wanted a bit off, they start shrieking and crying like a 3 yr old child.

Class 2019: Founding class! Teacher, staff, parent, and neighborhood faves. Rulers of the school and think they own it. Girls got smoker voices, but the staff knows not to dress code them. Get into Harvard..or even George Mason, or even Radford, your rep. will still be safe. If you are going to community college......ULTIMATE SOCIAL SUICIDE!!

Class 2020: Incredibly obnoxious, and nobody likes these brats. Ruined Riverside after coming here.

Class 2021: Decent people w/ manners.Less competitive academically, but still high achieving.

Clueless person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Riverside Highschool LCPS.

Clueless person: Wow! I've heard that it is such a great school!
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me?

ClueFUL person: LOL, you got to Riverside? I feel so bad for you. Good luck living!