RoW^1

A RoW^1, can often be found lurking around in many places such as:

1) Veli's ass.
2) A Silk Shop.
3) de_dust.
4) In Turkey where he belongs.

He is often of the misguided belief that CS:S is in any way good.
He has also "No lifed" BF2142, to the point where any normal person would realise how bad the game is.

Inimicus: "Oh shit, there's that RoW^1 kid, he's probably bumming CS:S".
Imba: "Shit yeah we best stay away from he, I'll take him off the Imbahax v.4.0 list"
Sway: "Flllebbbblsljd, giVe,,,,my m0re VOSKA!!!?!?!?"

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Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.

helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!

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Row 3 Table 1

This man named jon sits here and can't Speak english. He gets very angry when you get his orders wrong. His Arm Was shot off in the vietnam War

ChOOOOSSE CHUMATOESSSSSSS!!!!!

EIGHT HASUSAGEEE!!!! THATZ ITTT!!!!

MUFFING ALSEE!!!

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row 2 table 1

The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.

Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"

Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)

Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"

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