Someone who gets mangled or destroyed by a car
Holy shit Kurtis just got turned into Road Pizza
Vomit on the sidewalk, road, or floor. So named because the various remaining solids are scattered like toppings on a pizza over the mess.
Nathan Road on a saturday night is always covered with road pizzas as the businessmen leave the karaoke joints all pissed up.
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when something or someone is really mangled by a car or other thing like that...
commonly also described as FUBAR
dude he was hit by the bus and now he's fucked...
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a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.
dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza
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Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.
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When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.
Woah did you see that! Itβs a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!
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A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.
His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.
I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.
My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.