Robe Life

When you have no worries, extra champagne on ice, and no where to be but the pool bar you’re ready for robe life. You don’t choose the robe life, robe life chooses you. Can be experienced in a few short days at a luxury hotel, but the key is to cultivate a robe life attitude that can be worn like fluffy armor against the stresses of the world. Bonus points if you find a robe life partner who supports your relaxation and happiness. Famous examples of robe life living: the big labowski. See “the dude”.

Sir, this restaurant has a dress code our guests are expected to adhere to. ROBE LIFE.

“Are you naked under there?” - ROBE LIFE