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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 29, 2014

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Robert Plant

The sexiest motherfucker to walk the Earth. one of the greatest singers and an unrivaled songwriter. the lead singer of Led Zeppelin (one of the best bands of all time). and has the sexiest hair ever.

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Robert Plant the fucking lead singer of Led Zeppelin

by yaggles June 19, 2012

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Robert Plant

The lead singer of Led Zeppelin a.k.a the golden god a.k.a the hottest motherfucker on the earth, even now in his 60s

person 1: "You think Robert Plant is hot? he's so old!"

Me: "bitch you bet your ass, if i ever get the chance imma space hop onto that dick faster than you can say loop zoop"

by 70sgroupie August 10, 2016

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robert plant

An example of how you can be in a fucking awesome rock n' roll band, and fake an orgasm on stage (listen to Whole Lotta Love).

I'm not putting down Robert Plant; I think he's fucking cool and so is Led Zeppelin.

by RC May 30, 2005

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Robert Plant

Robert Plant is THE man. Before his career in Zeppelin, he was involved in bands such as Band of Joy, and Listen. Jimmy Page once saw him performing and asked him to be the vocalist in The New Yardbirds. John Paul Jones and John Bonham would soon join and Led Zeppelin was born. In the summer of 1975 while on vacation, Robert got in a serious car accident which changed the touring plans for Zeppelin. Then tragedy strike again when Robert's young son dies of a stomach infection in 1977. This forced Zeppelin to cancel what would be their last American tour. The when their last tour started in 1980 in Europe, then as they were preparing for their American tour John Bonham died after a night of heavy drinking.

Since then Robert has relased mant solo albums such as "Pictures at Eleven" The album sales were pretty weak compared to the massive sales when he was in Led Zeppelin.

Over all, he will always be known for his days in the 70's, and will always be known as a rock god.

"Upon us all a little rain must fall"
-Robert Plant

by Lindsay (Indie, Spanky, Zep Fan) December 29, 2005

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Robert Plant

Only the sexiest man to ever walk the earth (in the 70's), and by the way... Not only bored soccer mom's happen to think he's hot!!! He is gorgeous (and his ass is equally gorgeous!!!), and im only 14!!! so whoever thinks his only fans are oldies, obviously has never listened to a Led Zeppelin record. Led Zeppelin will, and always will be, one of the greatest bands to ever walk the earth!!!

Wow, check out Robert Plant...He's got a nice ass <drooling>...Not only that, but Led Zeppelin kicks ass!!!

by Super "L" January 29, 2005

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Robert Plant

To fake an orgasm, such as the real Robert Plant does in "A whole lotta love"

Dude, the chick in that porno the other night so obviously pulled a Robert Plant.

by TimboV8 March 31, 2009

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