Robot Women

We all know a few women like this. They base their ENTIRE personality on vsco, tiktok, and celebrities they find attractive. If you talk to them about anything else other than that or fit their aesthetic they go into shutdown mode, just like a robot. They upgrade their body with parts just like a robot too. They spray color on them, put a mask of makeup on, have medically inserted parts for sexual appearance. They’re “more machine than man”, like darth vader. Their teeth are all fake inserts that stay white forever. They only put their feet in the pool because if they jump in then their true nature starts to reveal itself. They claim that they’re different than the rest of the women but in reality they’re all exactly the same and only do this stuff to impress other women, not males.

Bobby: “I’m sick and tired of these Robot Women. When I’m surrounded by them it drains my soul and makes me feel like a black sheep. I just want to communicate with someone with their own personality.”