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Inhuman savage everlasting brutally hard sex
She said she wanted robot sex so I got myself a lawyer.
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awhen a blue robot and a pink robot do that "special handshake"
WEll... When a pink robot and a blue robot like each other, they do that "special handshake".. and then they do the "robot dance." It's like the birds and the bees.. only the nuts and the bolts.
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“Gee Bob, you really love to have robot sex with me, after I’ve had a long hard day, don’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!”
It's when the guy nuts and bolts.
Did he stay the night? Naw, we just had robot sex.
when 2 heterosexual/homosexual robots engage in sex where a robopenis goes into the roborectum
Beep-boop, i wanna have some hot robot butt sex with you, c-3po
when somebody is very lonely and in need of pleasure so they buy a sex robot and it is always ready for anything.
Joe: Damn my girlfriend is out of town and I really want to have sex.. What do I do?
Tony: Buy a sex robot its not cheating.
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"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.
Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.
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