Rock Eater

A busted chick who's face looks like rock eater from the never ending story. Her chin looks like it was chiseled out of granite from Mount Rushmore. Her legs are also spread as wide as the Grand Canyon.

Did you hear about Rock Eater? She divorced her husband for a night so she could fuck a random.. and then spent all her money on some stupid gym called t-body. Stupid Rock Eater..

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Rock Eater

Anyone from the state of Maine. The only thing they grow besides potatoes are rocks.

Wow! Kevin is a rock eater.

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rock eater

a girl who is missing teeth. see trailer trash

Check out the grill on that rock eater!

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Rock Eater

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe

Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa