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Rock Pocket

What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.

Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!

Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.

by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011

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rock pocket mouse

When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.

I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.

by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017

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Pocket Rocks

Rocks that are placed into someone's pants pocket so the ensuing result is sure drowning

Joe: "That Billy guy is a real douche bag"
Michael: "You should give him pocket rocks and push him into a pool"
Joe: "Great idea, then he would drown!"

by SauceOverloads August 10, 2012

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Rock in your pocket

Referring to a boner of a stimulated man; used in a sexual context.

"Is that a rock in your pocket?"

by Herp_Derp June 13, 2013

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You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019


Rock in pockets

When a guy’s dick is so hard it goes sideways towards his pockets

Ryan: β€œDude I’m so hard I have rock in pockets”

by Ryanlikesjarredandteagen August 6, 2020


Pocket rock

When you butt-dial a rock&roll song.

I had a pocket rock and began to jam.

by Thatoneguy1919 June 24, 2022