Rocket Jockey

That one person that is overly energetic in the morning.

Person 1: How are you so energetic right now? It's 3AM!
Rocket Jockey: I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Person 2: You're such a rocket jockey... Go to bed!
Rocket Jockey: NEVER! *Throws something at person 2*
Person 2: Son of a bitch!

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rocket jockey

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Slut that loves astronauts

Did you notice that rocket jockey staring at my moon rocks?

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