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A gaming company that's been fucking milking a game so much that it skipped a console generation
Everyone: "Oh man new generation consoles are coming, I hope rockstar games comes out with a new game to present"
Rockstar Games: "let's just re-release the same game for the 167th fucking time for next gen consoles, these fools are still buying our shark cards."
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Creators of the Grand Theft Auto series, they have a reputation of making games with intense violence, strong language, sexual content, use of drugs, and even getting them banned in certain countries.
One thing does remain sure: Their games deliver.
Rockstar Games makes violent games like no other.
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A rich company that operates like a indie company, plenty of money but acts as if it as nothing to spend on providing quality service like good online servers with little bugs! not wanting private servers and wanting just to make a quick buck all the while giving one piece of clothing as NEW CONTENT!
Person 1: Hey dude, red dead online is so fun!
Person 2: has so many bugs may as well be added as a feature!
Person 3: yeah well, Rockstar Games always had thrash servers.
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A game studio that makes fucking amazing games with immense detail and quality. They are mainly known for the Grand Theft Auto and Red Dead Redemption series. But they cant even make the next Grand theft auto because Take Two is screwing money up their asses and forces Rockstar Games to add useless money-grabbing features to RDR and GTA Online.
Guy 1: Hey do you know Rockstar Games?
Guy 2: Yeah they make gta.
Guy 2: I think they are money grabbers tho.
Guy 1: Nah, its actually Take Two
Guy 2: Oh, that makes sense.
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Rockstar Games is a game developing company which focuses on "freeroam" style gaming. They try to capitalize on just how much you can do in a game while still boring you and all your friends so much that you're going to want to go outside and find something to do.
Oh you want to rob a store? GO FOR IT! But best believe the entire US Military and some are gonna be there to chase you down.
Getting beat up by someone on the street? PUNCH BACK! But wait, there the ENTIRETY OF THE US MILITARY IS AGAIN.
Oh, ok, you're gonna fight other players? Cool! Have fun with no skill auto aim to the head, styled fights. Oh and did i mention you get absolutely nothing from it either? What a steal!
In the end, if you want a game that provides you with the possibility of endless opportunity but somehow just gives nothing, Rockstar Games is the company for you.
Mother 1: "My little Jimmy hasnt stepped foot outside his room in 8 days, it's all that stupid playboxes fault!"
Mother 2: I have the perfect remedy for that, just buy him a game made by Rockstar Games. I bought little Johnny one and he hasnt come HOME for 8 days!"
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A video game team that produces some of the sickest most epic games imaginable. Their games are extremely euphoric.
They are very politically incorrect and tend to be violent games and are usually targeted at people who are disillusioned and disaffected. Usually, their protagonist is a character who has been set-up and has to redeem and prove themselves in the real world, without getting caught or killed or something similar.
Anyone who doesn’t like the games produced by Rockstar are either wimps or just complete tools that never experienced and/or understood the real world.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is my personal favorite game ever produced by Rockstar Games .
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A game developer that creates broken things, for example, bad sport, AKA, saintsmc’s home!
Have you played a rockstar games title yet?
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