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Origin: Rogue Wave
Like it's origin, Rogue Shit is a totally unexpected and spontaneous wave of shit you have to take that hits you out of nowhere. Usual sensations of Rogue Shit emergence may occur 15 - 30 minutes after taking your primary dump.
Rogue Shits are known to be very powerful and cannot be easily held in.
Person #1: "Dude where the fuck have you been!? I've been waiting for you for an hour!"
Person #2: "I was on my way man but this Rogue Shit hit me outta nowhere, I had to go back, there was no way I could go any further!"
Singularly the most terrifying shit you may ever have. When you're far away from any place to squat and have the sudden urge to lay an anabolic turd. Career ending if not dealt with quickly.
"Jesus fucking christ that was close! That rogue shit nearly got me."
"How bad was it?"
"Didn't even have time to wipe the seat and lay paper down"
"Dam bro that rogue shit wasn't playing no games"