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Roguing spree

(noun) A successive series of instances of at three or more, almost always comical in reflection and retrospect, where a person or persons engage in various forms of theft or thievery, where there is little to no down time between each instance. Though not a rule, such sprees can oftentimes be fueled by intoxicants or drugs.

In back to back to back heists Jordy was on real hot streak with his latest roguing spree. He’d hit at least four unlocked dorms rooms on campus, ransacked them and relieved the occupants of any and all valuables he could find, went on into a nearby parking lot doing similar to over a dozen unlocked vehicles, and as a grand finale to the evening’s festivities found one vehicle with the keys in the ignition and took said vehicle for a joyride where he in short order crashed it into a nearby sorority house. Luckily our hero was able to walk away from the accident unhurt and unidentified. Moments he stumbled into his dorm room in a state of hysterics, which turned out to be contagious once he recounted the series of events from the evening.

by Nikki Stixx April 1, 2022