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2 horny teenagers forgot how to human
Person 1: "Who are Romeo + Juliet again?"
Person 2: "Kids during a school fire alarm...."
The last sex move you can ever make; occurs when both partners die mid-coitus.
"My grandparents died at the same time while having sex; they pulled off a Romeo & Juliet"
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a royal power couple uncontrollable love
depression and anxiety #romeo&Juliet
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A tragedy written by William Shakespeare about 400 years ago.
Basically it's about two people who are in "forbidden love" because their parents hate each other, but they get married about 12 hours after they first met.
Yeah, then they get killed about four days later.
A lot of other people die, too.
It's pretty relevant to our time period, since it still happens between couples all over the place.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Gregory: No. ):
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A tragedy by William Shakespeare.
In the end, Romeo and Juliet both die.
HA SPOILED THE ENDING!
Teacher: Today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet.
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!
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A story about horny teenagers.
Act 1: Romeo is sad.why? because he can't get any ass from Rosaline.
Act 3 ( or something): After knowing eachother for only a day,they already screw.
ROMEO AND JULIET ARE HORNY KIDS
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A dumb story that you are forced to read during freshman year or at some point in high school. It is about two sexually aroused teenagers who want to fuck after knowing each other for an hour. They both die in the end oops.
Y'all have to read romeo and juliet this year. Rest in peace.
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