ron mexico

alias of NFL QB Michael Vick

"Damn, that Ron Mexico gave me the herp!"

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ron mexico

The alias used by Atlanta Falcons below-average "quarterback" Michael Vick. This alias was used because Vick contracted herpes and did not want it to become public when he went for treatment. The story became known because the should be criminal spread the disease to another woman. Keep in mind Vick was aware that he was carrying herpes.

Michael Vick should retire and permanently change his name to Ron Mexico because he really sucks.

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Ron Mexico Experience

Finding out that your partner just gave you the herp (or any other std).

Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Ted: What happened?
Bill: I tried pranking Virginia with an alaskan snow dragon but she just swallowed and said "I've got it too."

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